I am the Greatest Person Currently Living on the Planet Earth

So, tonight at Wal-Mart, I thought, “How on Earth do I not have a girlfriend?-look at how cool I am. Look at what I have in this buggie: Apples, Mangoes, Kiwis, five different flavors of yogurt, Beck, Blind Boys of Alabama, Buffy! I am so cool, it is not even funny.” And good-looking girls: TheContinue reading “I am the Greatest Person Currently Living on the Planet Earth”

The Rant is Here

When I was seventeen years old, two kids in Colorado killed a whole lot of people, and then killed themselves. This sent the country into an uproar (as if you don’t remember). Six years later, a school shooting isn’t even the headline. But it’s still news. I’m sure everyone knows about, but here: http://www.napanews.com/templates/index.cfm?template=story_full&id=51CFBBD1-E08A-485F-BDA5-4432AC7C69AF orContinue reading “The Rant is Here”

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