First Breath After Coma

Yes, I’m still alive. Now what?What? You picked up the pieces of your shattered life in only one week?Yes. It really wasn’t that bad.Well, you sure made a big deal about it!Shut up!You shut up!Hey, you wanna go get a slushie, or something?They still make those?Yeah, I think.Let’s go!Rock on.

LOOK OUT!

I’m back, sweetheart.

For a little while

I don’t think I am going to post anything here for a little while. I am really pissed off right now about something that I don’t think will be beneficial to rant about. Don’t worry, it’s not any mistake I’ve made that I’m struggling with, it’s just that something that affects me is pissing me

Shituary

I hate the month of January.It is like some screwed up, desolate echochamber of death.NO, SERIOUSLY:January 1995- My grandfather died, because of a doctor’s mistake, which could have easily been prevented.January 28, 2000- I got into an accident, and almost killed two people. One was a pregnant teenage girl with no money. The other was

Why do I do this?

To vent. My opinion. Anyone who knows me knows my opinion is the only opinion I care about, and am interested in, anyway.Basically, my opinion is a box of Honey Bunches of Oats, and anyone else’s opinion is the trial offer for a spa that I glance at, then throw away. Meanwhile, I am pouring

I am terribly shallow

So, last night I went to see “The Aviator” with my friend, Jon. My first comment after the movie? “Wow, that Kate Beckinsdale sure makes me want to fornicate!” Okay, actually, Jon, bless his heart, is doing reviews for LSU’s campus TV station, and I didn’t want to say anything about the movie to subject

R.I.P.

Buddy2001-2005True dawg in LifeTrue dawg in Death

Are you relevant?

Because, if you aren’t, you are apparently a terrible Christian.Does anyone beside me feel like an outsider who is misunderstood by everyone, especially by people that think they “understand” you? I’m sure someone out there feels that besides me.And maybe, like me, there is something, something you can’t articulate, or even fully understand that pisses

Coincidence?

So, I was in church today, and the subject of racism comes up. Weird. I was just ranting about it, nine hours before (see below).

State’s Rights

Here in Louisiana, talk/call-in radio is huge. It is hillarious. I can’t believe some of these people can actually count high enough to use a phone. My favorite people to make fun of are the neo-Confederates, or as I like to call them: “State’s Righters.” These people are geniuses. They will argue for hours that